- white people: I am totally respecting and honoring my love for Native American culture. I mean, yeah they told me to take this pretty headdress off but I know their opinion doesn't matter; only mine does. I have good self-esteem and they cannot bully me into thinking otherwise.
- white people: I mean, I've never read a history book about them or whatever but I love the movie Pocahontas. So in a sense I am pretty much in-the-know with those people.
- white people: Those people have so much to learn from me; like in the movie Peter Pan the girl Indians are expected to get fire wood. Like, I would never let a man boss me around like that.
White privilege is complaining when a black man is cast as a canonically white superhero, but when a canonically PoC character is whitewashed you defend it with reasons like “maybe the white actors who auditioned were simply more talented” and “ugh why do PoC have to make everything about race?!!”
Allies are like socks, because although they all claim to warm my feet only like two actually do and the other ones just lie In a drawer not actually doing anything but still insisting on being called socks.
I think I maybe should just go to sleep
Also after about a day you realize they kinda stink